What Are You?

This is an MLP Alternate universe where the roles of Celestia and Twilight where switched. It's not meant to mirror the show at all, but show how the world would be different if Tia was the main character.

This is my head canon. It may not agree with yours. Please respect that.

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Crystal Pony: *hands Discord cottan candy* Here you go little.... guy? What exactly are you...?

Discord: One of those Biomancy experiments escaped from the labs of Canterlot. *noms* Crazy stuff there, next thing you know they'll be slapping wings  and horns on ponies and making them princesses...

Crystal Pony: O.O''''

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This one is pretty short, but I can imagine Discord gets asked this question a lot, so his responses get more and more creative. Gotta love his sense of humor, even if not everypony finds it funny....

P.S. Obviously this isn't the true origin of Discord, he's just pulling your leg.