You're weird

This is an MLP Alternate universe where the roles of Celestia and Twilight were switched. It's not meant to mirror the show at all, but show how the world would be different if Tia was the main character.

This is my head canon. It may not agree with yours. Please respect that.

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Discord, Luna, and Starswirl: We're at the Crystal Empire! We're at the Crystal Empire!

Tia: Yes, yes, now where is that library..  *as she darts off*

Starswirl: Well, isn't she a whole bag of fun~

Luna: Sister can be very... task orientated at times. But she is probably one of the most dependable ponies I've ever met. No matter what it takes, she'll be there for you.

Starswirl: *smiles softly* I can see that...

Discord: Woah! Look at all the ponies! There must be a party going on or something..

Starswirl: Have you never been to the Crystal Faire before? They have it all the time to "renew the love and joy" that powers the crystal heart.

Discord: *snort* Pfft, no. To be honest I've never left Canterlot before. Oh if the princess could see me know!

Luna: Shush! What if Sister hears? We would be in a whole lot of trouble is she found out we lied to her...

Discord and Luna: *shudders at the thought*

Discord: Oh look! Basket Weaving!

Luna, Starswirl, and Discord meandered through the faire to, taking part in the various activities it had to offer. At some point the three of them got separated. Luna, leaving a stand with an ear of crystal corn, noticed a dark shadow leaning against the adjacent wall.

Luna: *looks down at her snack and then trots over to the pony* Would you like this?

Pony: *looks up at the food and swallowed* Did you spit on it?

Luna: Ewwl! Why would I do that? If you don't want it...

Pony: *hastily takes the corn and munches on it*

Luna: *sits next to the pony* Are you a crystal pony? *he nods* Why isn't your coat all.. well, crystallize?

Pony: *swallows and wipes off his snout* You ask a lot of stupid questions..

Luna: *pouts and crosses her arms* Well fine then~ hmmph

Pony: *looks at the filly* Why are you helping me?

Luna: You ask some pretty stupid questions too. You looked like you were hungry, obviously.

Pony: But you don't know me. Didn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers?

Luna: *looks down* We... don't have any parents...

Pony: Oh.. neither do I.

Luna: But we still have our sister! She can be a bit over protective sometimes, but she's family.

Pony: Family is a good thing to have..

Luna: Well, we're family now too!

Pony: *raises an eyebrow* We are not related tho.

Luna: So? Sister and I were both adopted, but we are still family! You are our friend now, so we too are like family.

Pony: *stares* You're weird...

Luna: *hears fireworks going off in the distance* Haha, you should meet our friends then~

Pony: I don't even know your name.

Luna: Oh, I'm Luna! What's yours?

Pony: *smiles* My name is Sombra.

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